The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, the word "Jesus" is typically screamed by the passenger(s) in the vehicle. They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.
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Get the Jesus Connection mug.A nativizing settler-colonial narrative used by descendants of Arab colonists to falsely claim a Jew as Arab. Just as wrong, and offensive, as saying Montezuma was Spanish.
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Get the Jesus was Palestinian mug.Someone who wants to make sweet love to jesus because he has muscular theighs that could crush a walnut!! Or someone who thinks Jesus is the goods.
Maranda: Wow olivia, I'm wearing my super hot Jesus Sandles!!!
Olivia: Well of course you are, you're a Jesus Radical.
Maranda: HELL YEAH
Pete: Wow, i want to make sweet love to that jesus radical over there.
Bob: Yeah...I'm a fuckin' jesus radical
Olivia: Well of course you are, you're a Jesus Radical.
Maranda: HELL YEAH
Pete: Wow, i want to make sweet love to that jesus radical over there.
Bob: Yeah...I'm a fuckin' jesus radical
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Get the jesus radical mug.Guy: I'm gonna fuck your Jesus hole real good.
Girl: No way, we're not married, put it in my pooper instead.
Girl: No way, we're not married, put it in my pooper instead.
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Get the Jesus hole mug.Someone whom believes himself to be a reincarnation of Jesus. He helps others while draining himself and is pretty much a martyr. He's also a pretty awesome person when you get to know him.
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