Man Tug-Of-War

The ensuing conflict that occurs when two gentlemen get stuck whilst docking.
"I couldn't pull my cock out," said Peter, "it was a real Man Tug-Of-War".
by Horatio Q Nobcluster December 27, 2007
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Victorian Finger War

A game similar to a Thumb War except the entire hand is used to "capture" the other player's hand. The Victorian Finger War also called an "All Fingers War" is initiated by saying "1, 2, 3, 4 I declare an all fingers war!" The goal is to enclose the all the other player's fingers inside of your hand. It is possible to switch hands as long as only one hand is in play. A winner is declared when one player has maintained control of the other player's fingers for three seconds.
Erin lost the Victorian Finger War after a long and ultimately futile battle for finger dominance.
by fingerchamp June 28, 2012
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Tug O War

When you playfully lick your partners sphincter and they clinch down on your tongue to play Tug O War.
"Why does that chick sound like Jar Jar Binks?" "Oh she played Tug O War with me last night."
by FunkyTown October 10, 2019
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purry-war-dance

When a cat pummells on a soft place whilst purring excessivly for comforting or sexual purposes.
A cat pressing down on a cushion whilst purring excessivly is an example of a purry-war-dance.
by BusyLizzy55 June 15, 2007
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Norman war helmet

When ones lady friend lays down on her back, One then proceeds to place ones testicles on her forehead and cock down over her nose thus resembling a Norman war helmet!
I gave the baw and chain a Norman war helmet last night and she was ready for battle.
by The peoples poet RP August 16, 2011
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Family fart war

While hanging out with your family, you and at least one family member fire fart cannons to each other.
While Amy and her parents were watching Dog the bounty hunter, her father busted ass, Amy politely returned fire. Resulting in a Family fart war.
by juciepinktacos August 19, 2011
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civil war penny

a dull, dumb, or simply all around unintelligent person; i.e. somebody that is about as bright as a civil war penny
That guy is so gullible, he's a real civil war penny alright.
by Mutorks August 12, 2010
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