worship the hat

what one does in school because religion isnt allowed there.

teacher: you all have to say 'praise the lord before i'll let you out'
john: fuuuccckkk that i could worship the hat if i wanted to!
*praises fitted hat*

by b1gwi11 February 13, 2008

Hat

A massive turd like object you wear on your now smeared face daily

Steve! Where did you get that fucking hat from eh?

by BigMacBoy November 10, 2019

Hat

The thing that goes on your head and makes you sweaty.

Bob put a hat on his head to hide his baldness.

by MicLearner January 10, 2022

HAT

Murder Or An Assassination Of A Person Accordingly Through The Usage Of The Same Weapon On Different Occasions

Heard You Caught A Hat On The Net?
Bwoa Them Fellas Better Get For I Start
Itching To Catch A Hat
Bwoa That Folk Who Went Tricking Got Found With His Hat Fitted
I'm Fitta Twist His Hat Back

by Kay Kano December 9, 2024

toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.

Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

lemon with a green hat

has a green hat.

YO! I'm pretty sure that's a lemon with a green hat. So Cool!

by Jet012 August 4, 2017

veil hat

usually a cheetah speckled hat. it has a little veil on the front.

courtney: what the heck is on your head?

emily: its a veil hat. it has a little veil on the front.

by mesh. August 25, 2009