Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023

stab your shit

Stabbing someone in the gut so hard that the object used in said stabbing protrudes out of the victims ass.

That guy in V for Vendetta will stab your shit.

by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013

Your Shit

Your Shit is the psychosis that makes one believe that their significant other has done some wrong to them with only hunches and shadow reasons. In a relationship, one of the mates naggingly asks questions about the others time and activity that does not concern them because, they are trying to find out what wrong they have done.

Michael was asking his girlfriend suspiciously about where she was and going through her phone at the same time. This was going on now for an hour and a half.
His girlfriend Anna, fed up with Michael, turned to him and shouted; "That's YOUR SHIT!"

by Conformistake December 12, 2021

Rick Your Shit

When you are trash talking and you try to say “I’ll rock your shit”, but you are absolutely stupid in the head.

“1v1 me you bitch”

“Let’s do it, i’ll rick your shit”

by KylesPhilosophy December 26, 2021

Drop your shit!

A term used by various VOLT Soldiers. Mostly used by a familiar VOLT Sergeant.

Kowalski: "Drop your shit!"
PMC Soldier: "TARGET SPOTTED, LET'S KILL THIS PRI-"
Kowalski: "Eat shit, bastard!" *Throws a grenade.*
PMC Soldier: "Oh... Shi-" *kaboom.*
Kowalski: "Least he died in action!"

by IzzyWizzyIzzy March 1, 2024

Shitting your boots

A combination of the phrases "quaking in your boots" and "shitting your pants". Caused by extreme fear that causes you to shit diarrhea that slides down your pant legs and into your boots.

That roller coaster is so scary, it will definitely have you shitting your boots.

by mr.aaaahmann May 26, 2023

your shit

"your shit" is a expression towards people that cant dress, spends 80$ on a cup, also having difficulty on gaining weight"

for example, jordan got a ride to ginza since hes never has a ride, the minute he arrived all his friends began to yell out "your shit"

by cokefather44 January 20, 2024