Stroking your shit

Slang for male masturbation.

Jimmy, did I just catch you stroking your shit?
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now

by buttfart33 November 17, 2023

Shitting your dick

When something makes you made
When you're mad

“Don’t talk to me in not in the mood right now”
“Quit shitting your dick”

by decomplex December 9, 2022

sandbag your shit

When making a levy and running out of sand to fill the bags you then use human feces because your dumb ass is too stupid to vacate new orleans even in the impending devastation of a hurricane named katrina your spade ass was warned in advance was going to fuck you up and you and the rest of the jiggaboos ended up in the superdome cause shit in retrospect makes bad sand bags...dance monkeys dance flig your monkey turds

Yo Sheniquah sandbag your shit with lemonjello cause you dont know how weather works.

by Heather hammered February 1, 2018

pop your shit

to pop your shit is to go out on the town and show how good you look and feel, can also be used to explain popping ur butt out.

to get over that man you need to get to the club tonight and pop your shit!

by sneakyseventeen November 4, 2025

Having your shit together

Being a G

Having your shit together -

"dudes got his shit together "

by Kahnroye December 7, 2017

Drop your shit!

A term used by various VOLT Soldiers. Mostly used by a familiar VOLT Sergeant.

Kowalski: "Drop your shit!"
PMC Soldier: "TARGET SPOTTED, LET'S KILL THIS PRI-"
Kowalski: "Eat shit, bastard!" *Throws a grenade.*
PMC Soldier: "Oh... Shi-" *kaboom.*
Kowalski: "Least he died in action!"

by IzzyWizzyIzzy March 1, 2024

Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023