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work spouse

A significant other you work with, whom you connect, share, and spend time with exclusively and intimately in the workplace. Both parties are mere aquaintances outside of the workplace and are completely unknown to each others true and respective domestic spouses.
"Rumor has it that those two are dating."
"That's completely untrue. Heidi is just Allan's work spouse. That relationship ceases to exist after their 8 hour shift."
by ALSH January 1, 2007
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Shity worker

A shity worker is another name for a city worker, because they always do a shity job and are known to be lazy and take advantage of company time.
Damn them shity workers are always taking a break.
by Shady 80 May 14, 2008
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workout impostor

One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.
Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a workout impostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.
by mheartstar March 10, 2011
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Workout dick

Term to describe ones penis post workout. Workout sucks tend to be pathetically small and flaccid due to flood flow being distribute to other parts of the body
Man I got a bad case of workout dick right now. It’s so small and wrinkly jeeze.
by Larmonaid May 13, 2018
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funk-workout

to have sweet sweaty sex
becca brown likes to film people doing funk-workouts!
by Conor Frederick March 10, 2009
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california workout

when you say you're going to the gym but all you end up doing is sitting on a bike listening to music and chatting with your friends at the juice bar.
hey im pretty tired but im gunna go do a california workout
by cali_kid123 April 22, 2009
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work the room

1. A host, hostess, or guest to interact enthusiastically with the attendees at an event, by moving among them, greeting them, and engaging them in conversation.

2. A performer or public speaker to interact with one's audience, taking cues from its reactions and adapting one's performance or words to elicit the audience's attention and enthusiasm.
1. As a campaigning politician, he really knew how to shake hands, kiss babies, and work the room.
2. In show business parlance, Miss Hudson knows how to "work the room." Her comic turns are as rooted in vaudeville as her high-style wit is straight out of the smart supper club circuit.
by sankary May 3, 2015
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