Winston

A guy whos dick is 3cm long and is so skinny like a stick. He like those girls who try to show off everything. he is smart on the inside but trys to act dumb in real life

girl : is that Winston! i wanna suck his tiny dick. different boy : wanna suck mine? girl : NOO! only winstons dick i wanna suck on!

by oop_ kid April 28, 2021

Winston

To be a cockblock or intervene in a swinger's swap.

He pulled a "Winston" when I was hooking up with that guy's wife and he came and started playing with her. I was left out.

by MamaBear96 August 3, 2022

Winston

Winston is short stabby person

Person 1: Hey I hear you and Winston are friends right?
Person 2: Yeah, please send help

by Oofoof12457 July 3, 2021

Winston

A generally nice and loving guy that does not hesitate to double snap or double text. He has a lot of sexual energy that he cannot expel because his bitch does not like to fuck him. Instead she strings him along and has him pay for stuff and possibly cuddles with him. Opposite of Chad.

After Stacy got back from Chad's house, she went on a lunch date with her boyfriend, Ralph. She later texted Chad and said: "Ralph has no idea where I was last night and he's paying for my food hahaha what a Winston!"

by chad9999 October 5, 2022

Winston

Winston
Winston is am man who acts like an autistic monkey on steroids that just drank a 12 beers while slowly loosing their sanity to the “wanna break from the ads” saying on repeat. All this happening while he questions life.

Example sentences are:

“That’s such a Winston thing to do.”

“Winston, stfu.”

“Winston is a Winston.”

by MemesIFoundOnTheInternet March 9, 2023

Winston

The real one

Your such a Winston

by Persontheperson August 19, 2019

winstoned

Cutting one's nose with the new fiver whilst snorting cocaine

Man i got winstoned last night, I hope I don't get an infection

by re-rezzed May 11, 2017