horny goat weed

A time-tested aphrodisiac that increases libido in men and women, and improves erectile function in men. Known also as Epimedium or Yin Yang Huo, horny goat weed was first described in ancient classical Chinese medicinal texts.

This horny goat weed is helping me shoot more semen when I ejaculate.

by ATON02 December 23, 2004

Bad weed blues

A feeling of unsatisfaction due to the lack of good weed. Coined by Bone Thugs and Harmony.

Dealer: What you need, homie?
Homie: I need a dub of tha chronic yo...
Dealer: All I got is stress...
Homie: Damn, I got the bad weed blues...

by Anonymous July 30, 2004

smoke weed errday

A variation on "Smoke Weed Everyday", originally from the rap single "The Next Episode" (released 2000) by hip hop artists Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg.

The catch phrase, as well as its many variations, is used in many image macros, remixes and youtube videos.

I'm not smoking any more, but I ain't smoking any less. smoke weed errday

by redtails July 23, 2012

weederism

after smoking weed sometimes the brain changes the word order of it's sentences:

smoking weed after brain the sometimes order changes the sentences it's word

a cousin of spoonerism, yodaism

by kahda July 20, 2004

Creeper Weed

This term is used to describe weed that is so killer that it will take at least 5 minutes to start to feel the effects.Once you are stoned you will lose at least 1 hour of your life staring at the ceiling of your house.

Stoner #1: Dude this weed didn't get me high.
Stoner #2: Wait a few minutes Bro, this is some Creeper Weed.

by Mojo Maniac August 19, 2008

weed quest

When a person is very high and with nothing to do, they just quest through their house, car, n shit

J:yo lets roll one and go on a weed quest for my cellphone...wherever it went...

by space bitch May 4, 2010

Weed Sweep

The act of scouring one's home to make sure the area is completely clear of all marijuana and related paraphernalia. Often necessary when authoritative figures such as parents drop by. One must also perform a weed sweep when those ignorant of the stoner's weed smoking habits come by, such as hardcore Christian girls, and also hardcore Christian guys (though a huge stoner wouldn't be hanging out with one anyway), apartment maintenance, and other non-stoner associates.

Pimp 1: That cutie Isabel was coming over and I almost forgot to weed sweep, but I finished right before she showed up and was awarded with pussy.

Borat: HIGH FIVE!

by pureglaucoma September 25, 2010