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Weapon Pikey

Someone who camps or avoids all combat at an attempt of getting himself all available weapons in an online game, such as Doom.

A cheat.
"Stop being a weapon pikey asshole, I only have a handgun!"
by JMM June 22, 2006
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whappopotamus

a cross between a whale and a hippopotamus; a fat bitch-like ugly woman who sucks man taco. she never gives up the marijuana and sucks Polish dick, puts it in her asshole, farts out the cum, wipes it off her asshole and licks it with her tongue, then eats five condoms. PS I love you Mike. Signed, Amanda.
"Damn, that bitch be a whappopotamus."
by Canoli slurper April 20, 2009
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Weaponized Caffeine

Any amazing energy drink that attacks your body, bringing you from zero to sixty instantly!
That stuff was weaponized caffeine!

No, there was no gradual build up of energy, there was nothing, and then there was everything! I was twitching, insane almost, desperate to do anything and everything at once. Raid MC, knit a pair of socks, learn three foreign languages at the same time, watch all of Firefly, chat with friends, write a letter to dear grandmama, study calculus, program my own dungeon, and then I crashed.

It was like hitting a brick wall while rolling down a hill in a garbage can. There was too much energy, and then none at all. Uncontrolled explosions in my system followed by an oxygen vent to finally put them out, and the crew dying a fast and miserable death.
by Thorgeous January 6, 2012
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whappenziff

Slang for questioning unknown circumstances and scenarios. Pioneered by an robotics technician to help understand the working of the universe. Naming writes were later given to a local micro pub to develop an oddly German New York style micro brew.
"whappenziff you keep grinding a pencil in an automated sharpener."
by littlest one July 27, 2012
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whapped

The sound that's caused by something flat hitting something else.
For example a belt will make a whapping sound when it strikes something.
The paddle whapped the boat when it struck.
by happyatcommonsense March 10, 2015
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Wheat fielding

verb
1.
doing whatever the fuck it is you do in a wheat field.
My mom was wheat fielding when she was like 'fuck, i'm about to have this baby'
by argthesaurus July 5, 2016
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weapons grade cunt

(Adj) An individual who is either disreputable or displays extreme reprehensible behaviour. Or both.
by Lenston January 4, 2018
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