land whale

The big blobs of people who can't move and get crushed by their own weight.

Did you see that land whale on TV last night?

by Master_stghm October 11, 2005

Whale

A big fucking thing in the water. Not to be confused with oil tanker.

The whale ate him with horrible teeth of pain.

by Noble Webster February 5, 2010

Rumpback Whale

The act of breaching the water with ones ass like a whale breaching for a breath of air.

I gave the life guard at the public swimming pool a rumpback whale and they banned me for the summer.

by Hardly brothers July 27, 2009

Whale Tail

the whale tail is the shape formed when a thong or g-string rides up high over a womans trousers

oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!!

by Saint_Vitus May 13, 2005

whale noises

The gibberish you write when you don't want to text someone who texts you. This method gets them to stop texting you. Works every time!

Whale noises are the following: "masldkfjalksjdflaksd"

by whalenoises123 September 12, 2010

slam whale

An extremely fat girl who is up for anything sexually because she is so insecure. Good for a root if you're horny and can't find anything better. Slam whales all give great blowjobs (because they have to, and the chubby cheeks feel nice and warm).

"I haven't gotten laid in a month..."
"Just fuck a slam whale, dude, they're up for anything."

by jiggyshawa May 30, 2014

kicking dead whales down the beach

Engaging in an extremely slow process.

Maurice was undertaking the challenge of counting all the hairs on his body. I told him he might as well be kicking dead whales down the beach.

by Edward Marshall Shenk July 14, 2008