welfare mocha

A poor man's mocha. Black drip coffee with a packet of instant cocoa poured in.

I can't afford Starbucks, I'll have a welfare mocha.

welfare mocha by Croditi December 19, 2014

welfare phone 

Noun. A phone, cell or land line, given to impoverished individuals by the government.

I ain't got no minutes on my welfare phone. Dont bother calling, text me instead.

welfare phone by CMWA January 7, 2017

Welfare wash

To clean the exterior windows on your vehicle at the gas station so it feels like your car is clean when you’re sitting inside.

I couldn’t afford $20 to get my car cleaned so I just gave it a welfare wash

Welfare wash by Frankrhe128 March 22, 2018

Welfare feet 

The act of wearing slip-on sandals with socks.

That dude has welfare feet.

Welfare feet by Numb Chomsky’s August 16, 2021

Welfare Dick 

The penis of an African American male.

“She only like welfare dick”

Welfare Dick by Nipgrease January 20, 2023

Welfare Express 

The trucking company known as "Western Express" that mostly hires people straight outta prison. Their drivers are just as terrible as SWIFT drivers, and are known to drop trailers at random, crash into things, and not swing wide enough.

The Welfare Express driver dropped his trailer in the middle of the highway because he didn't do a pre-trip inspection.

Welfare Express by bush did 911 February 12, 2023

Welfare Hot dog 

A Hot dog that is eatten on a slice of bread instead of a Hotdog bun.

Them: What is for Dinner?

A welfare hot dog.

Welfare Hot dog by anonymous August 15, 2023