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Bieber Weave

Hair that is similar to, but not a refleciton of, Justin Bieber's hair. While bieber weave DOES NOT have to be shiny goldon brown like Justin Bieber's hair, a person rocking bieber weave must follow certain specific criteria:

--The hair must be strait. No curls. People with curly hair are lame ass pussies.

--The hair must flow gently in one direction, and that direction is to the right. Anyone whose hair flows to the left IS NOT rocking bieber weave and is a complete pussy.

People rocking bieber weave many times also rock Bieber Drag. If you are thinking about rocking bieber weave, you may want to consider rocking Bieber Drag as well.
Hey billy, I know you want to rock bieber weave, but your shining hairbowl is flowing to the left. Nice try you lame ass pussy.
by yoshmonster May 16, 2011
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crenshaw weave ass bitch

friend: omg look at her she's so ratchet.
you: she's a crenshaw weave ass bitch.
by wahsnerc January 10, 2017
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Teddy Weaver

Colloquial team given to vagina. Derived form Dr Ted Weaver, president of the Royal Australian and NZ College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists.
“How was your night last night Christiaan?”

“Well it was great thank you Mr Rudd, I met this chick at the Beach road, took her behind the ATM’s near the bottle o’ and finger blasted the shit out of her Teddy Weaver!”
by Ted Weaver November 20, 2009
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weave

Synthetic (fake) or real hair extensions worn by black women, usually in conjunction with long fake nails. Weaves are usually very easy to spot as they are different colored braids that what would naturally occur (read: red or bleach blonde).
Shit girl you see Tarmeekahs weave? dat chicken head be trippin!

Damn shorty, y'all know I can get freaky wit chu when yo weave slapin all aroun!
by Busy Bone August 4, 2003
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Weave

Horse hair that ghetto girls say is better than yo hair even though yo hair is nice and REAL
by Xxtiti_ramirezxX April 14, 2015
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Weaver Run

doing something incredibly ridiculous on the off chance that something incredibly unlikely will occur
I'm doing a Weaver Run. I'm going to take a dump before I go to bed. You know, just in case.
by M Smoov January 11, 2011
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Weave Whore

A girl given instant bitchy arrogance, while she has fake hair in her head
Rolling her eyes, she needs to stop being a Weave Whore.
by Shawnwitz February 23, 2011
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