wats the need

an expression of extreme distress - can be varied according to the situation, ie, 'the need pls?'

'that fit bloke is married'
'wat is the neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed'

'your mom is battered'
'wat is the need for such abuse?'

' my train was late, a dog urinated on my shoes and my bag was nicked - there really is no need.' (an example of a slight variation - for use only once the original expression has been mastered.)

by Lyrical gangsteress from Welling February 5, 2004

Wat

Wat is a bag of weed/grass/reefer.

I just got a fat wat, you wanna smoke a bowl?

by mrkbizzle November 20, 2023

wat

a replacement for "what" that sounds more babyish and makes you look more ignorant

male 1:did you hear that john was cheating
male 2:wat

by CAN I GET UHHHHHH November 19, 2019

Wat

A shortening of the word, "what". Usually used by people with a lower IQ. And or, people who want to save time.

You Wat m8?

by Wat m8 wanna go? June 2, 2015

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

DJ Wats

“ DJ Wats is getting it cracking” the Siri voice you hear on the mixtape from DJ Wats that’s so annoying it’s actually Susan Bennett who did the sound.

“ DJ Wats is getting it cracking”

by Roc-A-Fella Records April 26, 2024

wat'

It's "what"

- Wat'?! I didn't know before.

by Sivyziom December 14, 2020