Wank

A word that means "bag that carrys other bags inside" in some australian aboriginal dialects

Put your kangaroo in your yellow bag, your emu in your blue bag and put both of them in your wank

by The Mc Doig December 14, 2010

mobile wank wank

to masturbate while recording on a mobile phone.

damn man did u no bout dat mobile wank wank boi? fukin penny did dat shit man.

by bucket boi June 11, 2007

wisdom wank

The act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.

Bro, I wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom wank, I was fine.

by teaseit August 05, 2014

Sad Wank

To go home after a bad night out or other disheartening event and console ones self by sitting in the dark and having a wank. Also know as pulling a Joni or an SW. ( crying optional but recommended)

Just got knocked back by a blind midget... I'm going home for a sad wank.

by The Marine Scientist November 12, 2013

wank bollocks

really bad thing

oh mate thats totally wank bollocks

by wankbollocks December 07, 2021

Wank Royal

A wank with a Johnny on. The kind of wank you treat yourself to have, you don't have it everyday because its the 'royal' treatment.

Adapted from the inbetweeners - Neil, if the pressures ever to much you can borrow one of my johnnys and have a wank royal. A what? You know a wank royal, a wank with a johnny on.

by smackmyass July 18, 2013

wank twist

Someone who twisted their cock.

John: hey you wank twist!

by Johnbread January 03, 2021