Half-walnut 

The rear view of a vagina, available only when a naked hot woman with a thigh gap is standing.

"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."

Half-walnut by Cwuppacwoffee April 3, 2019

Winter walnut 

The tightly bound, ridged and rippled condition of the scrotum that happens during the colder months of the year, paying soft homage to the outer shell of a walnut.

Dude, turn off the AC. It’s the middle of July and I’m rocking a winter walnut over here!

Winter walnut by W.W. Gnuttsack June 27, 2019

Big Walnut 

A word describing someone that is incredibly old and feeble.

Hey, that guy’s kind of a Big Walnut.

Big Walnut by ItzMeWilton July 20, 2021

winking walnut 

The chocolate starfish, the tea-towel holder, the anus

My winking walnut's in a right state after last night's vindaloo!

winking walnut by Lizbie February 20, 2008

Carrot and walnut 

Cake ..

Moist ..

Coffee was decent too

Strangely asked if I wanted two slices

I looked to see if anyone behind me, around …

Nope, did I expect anyone .. lol nope

The lady that parks opposite mine serving me ..

Wonder what she meant?

Anyway, hope your day was …

Good I guess. …

Realised we weren’t meant be after all…

Carrot and walnut ..

Probs should be the names of the 2 demon babies …

Strange how their dads are clones …

Life … weird and err .. wander full

Carrot and walnut by LetsTalkAboutX April 27, 2023

popped a walnut 

When a man loses his anal virginity. Similar to "popping a cherry" for women, but with nuts...

I went to the club expecting to find a woman, but instead I popped a walnut

popped a walnut by texagg57 March 7, 2016

Half-Walnut 

A male scrotum, after being subjected to cold temperatures.

Originally used by the comedian Billy Connolly when describing a seaside holday to Aberdeen, Scotland and his attempt at swimming in the North Sea.

I'm not getting into that swimming pool, it's mid-winter, i'll end up with a half-walnut!

Half-Walnut by barely standing July 16, 2008