Winter walnut

The tightly bound, ridged and rippled condition of the scrotum that happens during the colder months of the year, paying soft homage to the outer shell of a walnut.

Dude, turn off the AC. It’s the middle of July and I’m rocking a winter walnut over here!

by W.W. Gnuttsack June 27, 2019

Half-walnut

The rear view of a vagina, available only when a naked hot woman with a thigh gap is standing.

"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."

by Cwuppacwoffee April 3, 2019

Big Walnut

A word describing someone that is incredibly old and feeble.

Hey, that guy’s kind of a Big Walnut.

by ItzMeWilton July 20, 2021

winking walnut

The chocolate starfish, the tea-towel holder, the anus

My winking walnut's in a right state after last night's vindaloo!

by Lizbie February 20, 2008

Carrot and walnut

Cake ..

Moist ..

Coffee was decent too

Strangely asked if I wanted two slices

I looked to see if anyone behind me, around …

Nope, did I expect anyone .. lol nope

The lady that parks opposite mine serving me ..

Wonder what she meant?

Anyway, hope your day was …

Good I guess. …

Realised we weren’t meant be after all…

Carrot and walnut ..

Probs should be the names of the 2 demon babies …

Strange how their dads are clones …

Life … weird and err .. wander full

by LetsTalkAboutX April 27, 2023

popped a walnut

When a man loses his anal virginity. Similar to "popping a cherry" for women, but with nuts...

I went to the club expecting to find a woman, but instead I popped a walnut

by texagg57 March 7, 2016

Half-Walnut

A male scrotum, after being subjected to cold temperatures.

Originally used by the comedian Billy Connolly when describing a seaside holday to Aberdeen, Scotland and his attempt at swimming in the North Sea.

I'm not getting into that swimming pool, it's mid-winter, i'll end up with a half-walnut!

by barely standing July 16, 2008