waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

WASTING TIME HERE

Come on now people as URINATING AND DEFECATING sometimes PUKING.

No you don't WASTING TIME HERE spitting and blowing your nose as PISSING , SHITTING and sometimes VOMITING you do BUTT for all good reason and to be honest with you , it does make you feel better and to that end that is time well spent

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 5, 2021

cock in waiting

Making sure that you have a new man lined up before dumping the old boyfriend

Louann wouldn't dump her old boyfriend Mick without having her cock in waiting ready to take his place

by CJ72 December 16, 2009

bare wristing

wiping your ass with nothing but your bare wrist because your to lazy to get toilet paper

after i took a shit i bare wristing it and i wiped it on my hoes face

by bad larry December 25, 2007

waiting for the bus relationship

A relationship that someone says will last forever, but it lasts the equivalent to saying that the bus is taking forever, but it has only been about 10 minutes.

Person 1: How long do you think we'll be together?
Person 2: Forever.
Person 1: Until we die forever or not really forever?
Person 2: Oh, I thought that this was a waiting for the bus relationship.

by Skiddle567 January 3, 2008

wasting my flavor

Killing someone's buzz. Getting thrown off course.

Kenny: Yo them honeys are seeking it tonight, and all they got on their minds is some Special K!
Jeff: Who said that
Kenny: *obviously flustered* uhhhhh, MAN JAY WHY YOU GOTTA BE WASTING MY FLAVOR

by Shinobi23 August 1, 2010

Waiting room

The zone between the friendzone and the getting some zone. Where if the girl is ready you’re the go to guy.

Guy 1: Dude are you getting some or getting friend zoned

Guy 2: No man I’m in the waiting room, when she’s ready I’m first in line

by SpicyBlackKid May 7, 2020