pad the wad

To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.

We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.

by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

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Musket Wad

A thick, heavy load of semen.

I blew my musket wad all over her face so she had some new material for her only fans.

My ballz were aching so I had to fire off a musket was in the shower.

by Dick Onchin December 21, 2020

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wad and shove

one of the many methods of shoplifting thongs.

don’t be nervous dude! you just gotta wad and shove em!

by yeehawbrotherbro March 3, 2020

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mexican wad

A wad or roll of money that is made up of small denominations, typically one dollar bills. Named because mexicans commonly like to carry them instead of changing their singles into larger bills.

Guy 1: I need to get this mexican wad changed

Guy 2: Nah man, just hit the strip club, dem bitches love singles!

by Thatoneguy2 November 5, 2013

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Wad block

A box of tissues used specifically for catching semen while masturbating.

Got a new wad block, I'm going home to watch some pr0n

by HRabbit October 13, 2016

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A player who will act like he loves you and you're the only one in the world for him, but then get bored of you after you fall in love with him. He will leave and go right on to the next girl who will join the relationship and unexpectedly ruin her life. He will leave her crying and alone, and then be laughing about it behind her back. He is EVIL. DON'T TRUST ANYONE WITH THIS NAME. Player

Drew Wadding is a *BLEEP* little *BLEEP* who deserves to *BLEEP* in a *BLEEP*. Player

by Noobfacedddd March 30, 2013

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