Turkish Deja Vu

n. The instance that occurs when someone is taking a shower, then suddenly (and sometimes still soapy) goes to the toilet to defecate, and then jumps back into the shower instead of using toilet paper. See also: Turkish Bidet

John was twenty minutes late to work this morning because his morning shower turned into a Turkish Deja Vu.

by 12312412 August 2, 2012

Vu ja ja

A womans coochie. Refuring to it in sexual reference.

"Man, I need to get some vu ja ja

by Brittabutter August 9, 2007

nostal-ja vu

A fond remembering of an event or a time period that you couldn't possibly have lived through yourself.

Tony is only 20 years old but he's into the Rat Pack. His iPod is full of Sinatra tunes. He's got a bad case of nostal-ja vu.

by Cpl Otter March 13, 2008

beer-ja-vu

the common practice of getting drunk on a Friday/Saturday night and only remembering what went on a few days after, or when it happens again or if a random object reminds you of the incident.

example 1. "what are you doing in my bed?"

example 2. "i just had beer-ja-vu!"

example 3. "jesus, that whipped cream just gave me beer-ja-vu from the other night.

by 05jalger February 15, 2009

confused deja vu

thinking you had deja vu when really you have a boring repetative life

man: I have the weirdest feeling of deja vu about that meeting just now.

woman: no you have confused deja vu, we have that same meeting twice a week

by magister artium August 8, 2008

De Ja Vu

something that seems to have been repeated.

to experience hell for the second time around

by Ashley July 7, 2003

Vu Man Chu

This is when a gay Vietnamese guy named Vu is blowing a guy, and the guy pulls out and face paints Vu to the point that he looks like he is wearing a Man Chu style mustache and beard.

vu was blowing his buddy and right at the end he pulls out and dick slaps Vu in the face rubbing the tip till Vu llhad a trademark Vu Man Chu face paint.

by vu painter January 11, 2012