Rectal Vomit

The act of profusely blowing diarrhea out of one's asshole. This may be due to many things such as being sick or hung over.

Rectal Vomit is basically projectile diarrhea. Not pretty.

Ex1: After a long, hard night of rough anal sex Jackie had to run to the toilet and blow out some rectal vomit.

Ex2: Sam drank so much beer and ate so much smoked sausage last night that when he woke up this morning he blew rectal vomit all over his new bed sheets.

by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014

Hobo vomit

What Hunter Biden's paintings look like, according to Greg Gutfeld.

I agree, the said paintings do look like hobo vomit.

by Sexydimma June 19, 2021

Vomit taco

The act of vomitting on a vagina while eating it out and continuing to eat out said vagina.

Guy: may I give you a vomit taco?
Girl: what's that?
Guy: I vomit on your snatch and eat you out.
Girl: oh absolutely!

by Ijjjsh November 22, 2011

Computer Vomit

When your computer (usually involves a Microsoft product) decides to print or display a screen full of unrecognizable jibberish. This often will happen for no apparent reason and at the worst possible times, like when you are trying to save something important or watch porn. This usually leads most people to either destroy said computer in a fit of uncontrollable rage or break down in tears, whichever works better.

I was trying to print out my weekly inventory report and then, BAM, computer vomit. Where's the blowtorch?!

by ccham March 12, 2011

Sky vomit

When your cat vomits from a high place, such as off furniture , a cat climbing tower or a high cupboard..
Generally vomit found under the piece of said furniture.

Loki (the cat) just did a 'sky vomit'

by Winnie the cat lady August 16, 2022

Blur Vomit

1.What you say while drunk and about to pass out after someone asks you how you feel
2.When you are disgusted by what someone
says

1.Your drunk, are you ok?
Blur Vomit!

2.She's ugly, but I'd hit it
Blur Vomit!

by Russel0506 October 9, 2008

vomit vortex

The vomit vortex is created by driving at excessive speeds down the pensacola bridge following 11 hours of binge drinking. The vortex creator needs to consume fish tacos prior to departure, lean over, and puke into the car's slipstream, creating a vomit vortex.

Dude that was a vomit Vortex

by warion July 13, 2010