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Venus Fly Twaat

A girl who's sole survivol is based on exposing herself until a skeezy broke ass loser gets lured into her big nasty vag.
Wow that fugo would be half skeetable if she wasnt such a venus fly twaat.
by crustypooter24 August 25, 2008
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vandusky

A conversion van with the following exhaustive criteria:

windowage = low

sodomic intent = high

These outcasts among internal combustion conveyances share similar traits including an affinity for playground parking lots, Penn State campuses, and republican conventions.

(see also: Saabdusky, Sandatsun, Paterno Motors, Penntiac, Pedofiero, and Pederaston Martin)
(NOTE: the identity of the conversees below will be protected by the pseudonyms B. Costas, and J. Sandusky. ... Naw, that's too obvious... Bob and Jerry.)

Bob: "Jerry, are you sexually attracted to young boys?
<long pause>
<more long pausing>
Jerry: Am I sexually attracted to underage boys? Sexually attracted? You know, I enjoy young people. I, I love to be around them. I, I... But no, I'm not sexually attracted to young boys. I do, however, stockpile them in the vandusky for rousing weekend roadtrips to vacant parking lots and hidden overpasses. You know, at their, um, request."
by barfcake January 15, 2012
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vendulka

-best girl in the world
-everyone know she’s cool
+she has got amazing best friend
Maruška<3
Snakesss
,,Vendulka is so cool!”
,,I want to be like Vendulka!’’
by fufu_pucci January 9, 2018
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venuS

Has the slowest peeks in Rust! He plays like he only has 3 fingers! Complete ass at every game!
Vro! Imma so bad at Rust, I'm almost as bad as venuS!
by rpriceyyy June 25, 2018
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Venus

A girl who typically chats with an Athena, Ysay, Alexa, etc. She likes Science but since online classes happened, she just watches anime. More specifically sports anime!
Bob: Where is Venus?
Oop: I think she's watching Haikyfiuio or something.

Bob: She’s very nice!
Oop: Ok lol.
by CharlieTheHighCloud October 12, 2020
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venus.plant.of.love

AN AMAZING PERSON WHO IS A GREAT FREIND AND A AMAZING EDITOR WHO IS BETTER THAN LADY GAGA
My goal in life is to be called venus.plant.of.love
by L1ss July 20, 2021
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dirty venus

When you make out with your dog and it throws up in your mouth.
My dog gave me a dirty Venus last night
by LMJ91 June 9, 2020
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