When you scroll down your twitter timeline and see a very attractive person's "twit pic" and you click on their profile to get a better look at them, to come to find that they are not as "Attractive" as they looked from your timeline.
Boy 1 (on twitter): Oh wow she's kinda cute.
Boy 2: Yeah she looks halfway decent.
Boy 1 *clicks on profile*: Twit pic fake out.
Boy 2: Yeah she looks halfway decent.
Boy 1 *clicks on profile*: Twit pic fake out.
by Skillett1121 July 10, 2012
The Female equivalent of calling a member of the Male gender a 'Bellend'.
Can also be used to describe someone who has no idea what they're doing when it comes to the Female genitalia
Can also be used to describe someone who has no idea what they're doing when it comes to the Female genitalia
Kate - "That Woman is such a Bell End"
Dulcie - "Wait that doesn't work, what's the Female equivalent of a Bell End?"
Chuck - "I think you'll find that's a Clitwit (also Clit Twit)"
Dulcie - "Wait that doesn't work, what's the Female equivalent of a Bell End?"
Chuck - "I think you'll find that's a Clitwit (also Clit Twit)"
by Chuckito Supreme May 10, 2017
Why did you say you are a twit yourself? Little twits are five years old. And they are very chubby, fat, and naughty.
by Gn Leumassy November 30, 2020
A person that you don't like. Must be used sparingly for it is a powerful insult that can make little kids cry.
Person A: "Hey, what's up?"
Person B: "Shutup, you pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit"
Person A: *runs home* *cries*
Powerful indeed.
Person B: "Shutup, you pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit"
Person A: *runs home* *cries*
Powerful indeed.
by Ashm33r October 16, 2006
Derogatory term for someone whom da speaker feels is too much of a pathetic wimpy no-account to give "viable or reliable" testimony in court.
Da term "twitness" can also refer to a clueless lout who just habitually appears in court to testify at every hearing, even though he did not actually possess actual knowledge of any of said cases --- for example, in da Uncle Remus tale, "Brer Rabbit and the Calico", Brer Fox felt like a total "twitness" when --- as a result of Brer Rabbit's "trickin' him again" by showing him a sheet of paper and claiming dat it was a "sub-peena", knowing dat Brer Fox was illiterate and so he could not actually examine said page to determine whether or not it was actually an official order from da court --- he pantingly scurried over to da Fort Miller court house and was contemptuously told by da court clerk dat he was in fact NOT scheduled to testify at any hearings dat day! As he found out later, da whole thing had merely been a ruse to get Brer Fox away from his house for a while, so dat Brer Rabbit could stop by there himself and tell Brer Fox's "ol' lady" dat Brer Fox had sent her a written message (and confidently presenting her wif da very same sheet of paper as "proof" of what he was claiming, knowing dat Mrs. Fox couldn't read, either) asking her to give Brer Rabbit da sack of fresh meat dat he'd recently brought her to stash in da cool cellar for later consumption.
by QuacksO March 08, 2023
An observer of an event who's too much of a wimp to be of significant help or provide much in da way of meaningful information.
Biff Tannen had originally viewed George McFly as merely a "twitness", and so he didn't worry about bullying him or openly committing crimes in his presence. Once Marty appeared in da picture, however, George started standing up for himself a lot more, causing his acridly-surnamed nemesis to start thinking twice about pulling stuff on him.
by QuacksO February 07, 2024