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Twit Pic Fake Out

When you scroll down your twitter timeline and see a very attractive person's "twit pic" and you click on their profile to get a better look at them, to come to find that they are not as "Attractive" as they looked from your timeline.
Boy 1 (on twitter): Oh wow she's kinda cute.
Boy 2: Yeah she looks halfway decent.
Boy 1 *clicks on profile*: Twit pic fake out.
by Skillett1121 July 12, 2012
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i am a little twit

Why did you say you are a twit yourself? Little twits are five years old. And they are very chubby, fat, and naughty.
Because I am a little twit, I accidentally clicked Download New Works.
by Gn Leumassy November 29, 2020
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Clitwit (also Clit Twit)

The Female equivalent of calling a member of the Male gender a 'Bellend'.

Can also be used to describe someone who has no idea what they're doing when it comes to the Female genitalia
Kate - "That Woman is such a Bell End"

Dulcie - "Wait that doesn't work, what's the Female equivalent of a Bell End?"

Chuck - "I think you'll find that's a Clitwit (also Clit Twit)"
by Chuckito Supreme May 21, 2017
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pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit

A person that you don't like. Must be used sparingly for it is a powerful insult that can make little kids cry.
Person A: "Hey, what's up?"
Person B: "Shutup, you pinko commie bedwetting sapsucking twit"
Person A: *runs home* *cries*
Powerful indeed.
by Ashm33r October 22, 2006
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Twit That!

Twit That! said with sarcasm cuts down to size someone who delivers a short quip or witty statement with which they are ridiculously self satisfied.
Person A "Humus is the savoury spread of the middle classes"
Person B "Twit That!"
by Donttellmumthebabysittersdisco February 23, 2010
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twit-u-bus

1. Someone whose infernal tweeting literally robs you of all your energy and patience.

2. Someone who uses up all your friendship points by over tweeting bullshit all day. See also twidiot.
Exasperated Gasp: Thats it, {insert name here} is getting blocked off my twitter. These tweets are sucking the life outta me. Efiin twitubus!

Isnt this dude at work? Why did I add him to my twitter? Ive never seen a grown dude tweet like a 13 year old girl. Twit-u-bus all day.
by Pinnacle Music October 1, 2009
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twit-stalk

To surreptitiously monitor someone's social networking site(s) without subscribing/following/friending.
She denied my friend request on Facebook, so I just twit-stalk that bitch.

I checked out her browser history and she's been twit-stalking me the whole time, now she is demanding a Kobe Special
by arthax0r December 6, 2009
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