A book written by Stephanie Meyer. It is a book about a young woman named Bella who falls in love with a vampire named Edward. The story lacks character development and has COUNTLESS cliches. The rabid fancult..I mean excuse me, "Fanbase" is obviously mesmerized by it for the fact that Meyer goes barely into detail of Bella (thus allowing the reader to "enter" the story,) this basically makes Bella a puppet. This "puppet" can be used by the reader to be inside the story. Then when Bella meets Edward, Details come out of nowhere and make Edward out to be some Deity. Thus making Twilight. The reason I myself don't like Twilight is because books should be loved for plot and storyline, not that you have a sparkly boyfriend inside a book. Another reason Twilight is popular is because it has equal hype to a Jonas Brothers concert.
How Twilight got to it's popularity today.
Simulation-like plot+Deity-like description of a boy+craploads of hype+fanbase similar to the 3rd Reich=Twilight.
Simulation-like plot+Deity-like description of a boy+craploads of hype+fanbase similar to the 3rd Reich=Twilight.
by Anonymus... July 4, 2010
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When its real foggy and misty outside, grey skies, no sun, maybe a little drizzle. Usually fall weather.
by KaniXY December 13, 2010
Get the Twilight Weather mug.The person that we all applaude for leaking one of Stephanie Meyer's books that was not yet published, and therefore causing her to decide not to publish it, and saving the world from having to see yet another horribly shitty book invading our bookstores and pretending to be an actual piece of literature. This person, while anonymous, is considered a hero by every person in the world not infected by the terrible disease known as twilight.
by OurBella'sDead,YoursWillBeToo October 30, 2011
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Get the Twilight mug.It is the time when a man is preoccupied in any sports-related activity which include any sport fantasy games, and he cannot hear a word spoken to him; maybe even sometimes become agitated when being 'bothered.'
1. Whenever I try to talk to my boyfriend, javier, during a football game, he doesn't hear a word I'm saying; he must be in the Sports Twilight Zone.
2. My friend's boyfriend gets pissed off whenever she asks him questions during the basketball game.
2. My friend's boyfriend gets pissed off whenever she asks him questions during the basketball game.
by edlynnv November 27, 2011
Get the Sports twilight zone mug.The twilight series is an excellent example of EPIC FAIL. Stephanie Meyer is just a loser that writes total shite. I read the first book just to see what all the fuss was about and wow. i could not believe how completely terrible it was
it starts with bella, a plain boring whiny biatch. she falls in love (lust actually) with the angsty Douchebag Edward apparently he is gorgeous.surprise?LUST!
more than half of the time it seems that meyer just writes out her arse.
im not on team Jacob or any crap like that but lets address the fact shall we?? Edward is creepy cold fucker who has openly stated that he wants to devour bella like fucking HAPPY MEAL!! okay so it wasnt in those EXACT words but you get it.JACOB on the other hand is apparently sweet, friendly boy who also happens to be LIVING
I fail to see why any smart girl would WANT to be with a boy like Edward. I mean seriously, he sneaks into bella room while she sleep and just watches her(how fucking creepy is that! very!) hes abusive, he has the intellect of a retarded pigeon, and hes a total douche. Bella is basically just promoting the idea that women cant think for themselves and that without men they are nothing.
um lets see now, they have reflections and THEY DONT DIE IN SUNLIGHT THEY JUST SPARKLE?!! WTF?!?
Stephanie Meyers is a disgrace to the name Stephanie GDI
TEAM NOSFERATU FOR THE WIN!!
oh and one more thought, if edward has no liquids in him how the f*ck did he get bella pregnant??
it starts with bella, a plain boring whiny biatch. she falls in love (lust actually) with the angsty Douchebag Edward apparently he is gorgeous.surprise?LUST!
more than half of the time it seems that meyer just writes out her arse.
im not on team Jacob or any crap like that but lets address the fact shall we?? Edward is creepy cold fucker who has openly stated that he wants to devour bella like fucking HAPPY MEAL!! okay so it wasnt in those EXACT words but you get it.JACOB on the other hand is apparently sweet, friendly boy who also happens to be LIVING
I fail to see why any smart girl would WANT to be with a boy like Edward. I mean seriously, he sneaks into bella room while she sleep and just watches her(how fucking creepy is that! very!) hes abusive, he has the intellect of a retarded pigeon, and hes a total douche. Bella is basically just promoting the idea that women cant think for themselves and that without men they are nothing.
um lets see now, they have reflections and THEY DONT DIE IN SUNLIGHT THEY JUST SPARKLE?!! WTF?!?
Stephanie Meyers is a disgrace to the name Stephanie GDI
TEAM NOSFERATU FOR THE WIN!!
oh and one more thought, if edward has no liquids in him how the f*ck did he get bella pregnant??
Me: Hi im Stephanie :)
Twilight fanfreak:OMGAWD, JUST LIKE STEPHANIE MEYER!! YOU HAVE HER NAME!! AND EDWARD IS SO SEXY!!
Me: No. NOT like her. its MY name GFDI. STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight fanfreak:OMGAWD, JUST LIKE STEPHANIE MEYER!! YOU HAVE HER NAME!! AND EDWARD IS SO SEXY!!
Me: No. NOT like her. its MY name GFDI. STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Stephie :) December 22, 2009
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