Twig ass

1 - When a guy is so god damn skinny, that you can literally punch him and he'll be crying for his mommy

2 - When a girl has a super flat ass

Literally that guy's a twig ass. I can take him down by just slapping him

by Umumum yes October 14, 2019

Twig

The server owner of Io Hub, A.K.A The coolest person ever.

Rofl: Ew Mods Suck
Jellyity: Twig is lit as fuck.

by Jellyity December 16, 2018

Slap-Twig Comedy

A comedy that tries to be slap-stick, but falls short, usually a failed sequel of a great original.

I went to see a much anticipated sequel to a great slap-stick comedy, but it wasn't even close to being on par with the original, it was more of a Slap-Twig Comedy.

by Eraudog July 27, 2025

twig

another name for schwag

I had to smoke that whole bag of twig before I was high.

by SupraX January 25, 2005

Twig

A twink/young man who regarded as an object of homosexual desire, usually a “bottom” and is bigger, heavier or has a higher fat percentage than a stereotypical twink. Combining the words "Twink" and "Pig".

"Twinks aren't that fat, He's a Twig"

by BoomBoomDoll12345 August 2, 2024

Twig

Noun*
1. f*uck boy named Freddie Findlay who acts like he has abs

Freddie is a twig

by Twig-hater August 31, 2020

Twig

A term used by dedicated and obsessed players for a hockey stick.

Person 1: Hey man can I borrow that new twig of yours?

Person 2: Sure, just don’t break the twig, it’s new.

by Matthewhomes February 8, 2020