by twerkingjonas September 17, 2013
Get the twerkingjonas mug.Guy 1: Yo that girl is twerkin but also has her hands on the floor on her phone - sup?
Guy 2: Oh she must be twerting.
Guy 2: Oh she must be twerting.
by lesbenson November 12, 2013
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while drunk, sending out emails, drunk dials, Facebooking, texting, and uploading crazy pics, all from your smartphone.
Better keep your phone in the car before you hit the bar, You don't wanna do any drunk teching tonite.
by JuicedupGeek August 4, 2010
Get the Drunk Teching mug."I couldn't find a job as a nanny, so instead I'm substitute teaching."
Mom: I heard someone was substitute teaching your class today.
Kid: Yeah, we watched three movies and ate snacks all day.
Mom: I heard someone was substitute teaching your class today.
Kid: Yeah, we watched three movies and ate snacks all day.
by Zacchaeus September 26, 2012
Get the Substitute teaching mug.A "job" that many grifters, low-lifes, simpletons and garden variety retards do while living abroad as an expat. Many, if not all, of those that are currently teaching ESL have failed astronomically in their home country. This includes financially owning themselves by getting one of the many useless degrees offered by today's university. An incompetence to use any job-hunting website. It also includes burning a variety of bridges with all of their friends, associates and family members. And finally, it includes a general sense of running from all responsibility due to a severe case of arrested development.
Ironically, many of their students, ESL Speakers, are trying to have a better life, work hard and take life head on.
Ironically, many of their students, ESL Speakers, are trying to have a better life, work hard and take life head on.
Blue-haired coffee shop barista: I double majored in English Creative Writing with an emphasis on poetry, and general Philosophy, and I've had it. I've been working here for 6 long years. Too long, too long. Next week, I'm moving for an ESL Teaching job abroad for $800/month. It's GOOD money, and allows me to save each month to pay off my $120,000 of student debt.
Engineer, former friend: That's great.
Engineer, former friend: That's great.
by Former Expat October 14, 2022
Get the ESL Teaching mug.a bad excuse used to get out of a solicitor phone call; can be expanded to bad excuses for other reasons
origin: "I can't talk right now, my daughter is student teaching."
Use: "Hey, wheres paul? i thought he had to work today."
"nah. called in, said he had a sore ankle."
"Oh, i see. his daughter must be student teaching."
Use: "Hey, wheres paul? i thought he had to work today."
"nah. called in, said he had a sore ankle."
"Oh, i see. his daughter must be student teaching."
by SammyJB December 9, 2008
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by jiggalunatic May 13, 2005
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