tweet and delete

A type of social media public relations stunt, used mostly by celebrity whores who want to get quickly noticed on Twitter. A tweet is posted, then immediately deleted, then screenshots of the tweet get posted to prove the existence of the tweet itself.

Did @kanyewest tweet and delete a naked photo of @KimKardashian? #douchebag4life

by primetime4521 September 28, 2014

Shatner tweet

Total social media overkill. When you write a tweet on Twitter, and use so many hashtags, it reads in the halting, choppy way William Shatner speaks. Example: " #Free #today #books you will #love #amwriting #paranormal #romance but with a #happyending."

I hate reading that dude's tweets. He uses too many hashtags. If I get another Shatner tweet like that, I'll unfollow him.

by LizLibertine August 14, 2012

Tweet Heap

An excessive amount of messages waiting for you when you log on to Twitter that you feel obligated to read.

I just got out of a long meeting, and now I've got a big assed tweet heap to go through.

by kenrg March 20, 2009

Banger Tweet

Ranboo

person 1: that's a banger Tweet
person 2; no that's @Ranboo

by HerobrineKinnie420 October 11, 2020

tweet dream

Dreaming of being retweeted by a celebrity.

Oh man... last night I had a tweet dream in which Kim Kardashian retweeted a tweet of my own... what a wet dream!

by rperazag July 27, 2010

robo-tweet

Automatic direct messages (DM's) used by Twitter users. Often used to send a DM to new followers, or as auto-replies when on vacation.

Ellen was all jazzed and shit to get a DM from THE_REAL_SHAQ, but it was just a robo-tweet.

by jt_urban January 12, 2009

tweet tard

Anyone who uses and abuses Twitter. Tweeting about anything and everything. Anyone who feels the need to update about every mundane act throughout the day from the waking up "good morning" tweet to the going to bed "good night" tweet and every shit they take inbetween.

Anyone that follows any celebrity extensively on twitter.

However, anyone who tweets to makes fun of tweet tards tweets would not be considered a tweet tard.

Dude, did you Sarah Palin's twiter about Death Panels? They are for real!

I can't believe you even follow her on twitter, she's such a tweet tard.

by x2daztimes3 September 4, 2009