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Tweaker

A fascinating being indeed. Mainly nocturnal creatures, although some have evolved into Day-Walkers. They emerge from hiding from your Cousin's shed out back when the sunsets to pillage for supplies. You can usually identify one of these Cro-magnon humans by their lack of front teeth, entire bodies covered in sores and scabs, and missing minimum 1 digit on either hand. Forget rational communication with these things. They stammer with unintelligible rhetoric that usually relates to Seth Rollins being their favorite WWE wrestler, the one time They had to “bitch” slap their step dad or finally...they are at the local corner store walking around aimlessly in the parking lot.

Tweakers are among the most resilient animals known, with individual species able to survive extreme conditions that would be rapidly fatal to nearly all other known life forms, such as exposure to extreme temperatures, extreme pressures (both high and low), air deprivation, radiation, dehydration, and starvation.

They can get by with out nourishment and sustenance for extended amounts of time provided Crystal Meth is in abundance. Some of these have learned basic chemistry skills in order to only blow up the house around the corner from your children's school.

The highest concentrated population of Tweakers resides in the friendly community of Wood River, Illinois. A refining town in the midwest 20 miles from St. Louis, Missouri.
Bill- What was all that commotion and ruckus down at the Rocket Shop?

Ted- A tweaker doused himself and his girlfriend in gasoline and set themselves ablaze.

Bill- oh. Sounds about right....What a dick!
by UnbiasedHater19 July 25, 2019
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tweaker midnight

The hours between 4 and 7am, when early birds are waking up from a good night's sleep, but drug users or "tweakers" are still up from the night before.
"Hey Jim, you're up bright and early today!"

"Nah Bob, I'm just still awake from yesterday. Been smoking crack for 12 hours, it's Tweaker Midnight for me dawg."
by flurpy May 20, 2022
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Tweaker Music

Music that makes you feel like you are tweaking out and makes your brain stop functioning properly.
When ever I wanna feel high without going to eddyville, I just play tweaker music like Ponyboy by Sophie and feel better
by Toucameron July 18, 2025
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tweaker

"bro's a d1 tweaker"
by jhgmcnhsjmg March 18, 2024
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Tweaker

When using marijuana you or another person doing something dumb,crazy,stupid or slightly funny
"Bruh watch this"
(Does a flip and falls)
"Oh shit your a tweaker bruh"
"Chill bruh im good"
Tweaking-Smacked ,High asf,doing dumb/funny stuff
by Coolio zoolio March 20, 2018
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tweaker shake

the shake that tweaker’s have basically all the time. most likely nerve damage from their hard drugs.
“have you seen uncle jake recently?”
“no, why?”
“well he’s got tweaker shake now”
“damn is it bad?”
by no snitchin October 23, 2017
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Tweakering

The act of unknowingly losing one's self in one or more completely pointless activities for an extended period of time, usually in the late late hours of the night, only being brought out of it by the unexpected appearance of sunlight coming through the broken blinds.
Wow, my friend Summer sure is "Tweakering" the hell out over there!
by RB Money June 28, 2022
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