tuna hammer

a. sexual maneuver in which the male slaps the vulva/vagina with his penis.

b. a nickname for the penis in general.

a. she likes a good "tuna hammer" even more than i do.

b. great weekend; my tuna hammer is sore...

tuna hammer by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

tuna in spring water 

College freshmen of the female gender of whom it is assumed are less sexually experienced.

Bill: Whatever shall we do this evening?
Dave: May I suggest fishing for tuna in spring water?
Bill: Indeed, a fine idea. I will ready the rod and reel.

tuna in spring water by No Sluggo Dave December 27, 2008

Tuna Chair 

A chair that has been permeated with the stank of tuna crotch. Typically is found in an obese female WoW player's room.

Dude that fat skanks tuna chair nearly made me throw up.

Tuna Chair by WoodSchlong March 30, 2009

tuna intruder

An erect penis that has not been washed for months and smells like rotten kippers.

As Pete pulled out his tuna intruder, Andrea quickly filled her mouth with water to wash the bits of cheese from under his foreskin.

tuna intruder by Leroy Tyler Brown May 23, 2016

Tuna Cum Sandwich 

When a guy cums in a girls fishy smelling pussy and then eats her out.

Omg, I got so drunk last night i gave that stripper a Tuna Cum Sandwich!!!!!!!!

Tuna Cum Sandwich by Dutchovenator August 7, 2012

Tuna Poon 

A slut. One who has a vagina that smells like tuna, due to all the SLUTTYNESS.

Rachael is such a goddamn tuna poon.

Tuna Poon by Alex August 20, 2004

tuna snob 

One who, when eating a variety of canned tuna, ONLY eats the finest chunk or solid albacore. This person frowns on those who eat chunk light tuna, and may even vomit when he or she attempts to ingest this low class version of a truly high class food.

When Andi tried my chunk light tuna, she threw up a little in her mouth, exclaiming, "This shit is whack, give me my albacore!"

tuna snob by Ethan April 25, 2005