tallahassee twinkie

The art of cramming cake or pastries into a large girls mouth before receiving a blowjob thus adding the cream filling.

I made brenda a Tallahassee twinkie then punched in the nose making it red velvet cake.

by Paullyboi June 4, 2016

tallahassee mudflap

That act of shitting in the shower and violently slapping the bottom of your foot making sure to splatter it onto the walls of the shower and leaving it there to dry

Man that one nasty ass Tallahassee Mudflap dude.

by DAT THICCC BITCH 6969 March 29, 2017

Tallahassee Slut Water

Vodka + Any flavor of La Croix sparking water

What are you drinking tonight?

Girl, you know I stay drinking my Tallahassee Slut Water! Tonight it's pamplemousse.

by Dirly Girly June 25, 2017

Talla

Talla, is a Fat Ass Turtle

Talla the Turtle

by Talla the turtle August 4, 2017

Tulana

Usually a person that makes obscene comments about every little thing, even when it does not apply to the current situation.

Person 1: "We have so much paperwork to do today..."
Person 2: "thats what she said"
Person 1"......really your gonna be a Tulana today?"
Person 2:".........We know you want me to"

by OutlawMoustache March 2, 2018

Tulkas

Strongest of the Valar(JRR Tolkien). Champion and badass. Can utterly wreck your shit five ways to Sunday if you piss him off. Original Terminator. Can arm wrestle Kratos from God of War and win with a pinkie.

Everyone needs a Tulkas in their lives. Who's gonna do all the heavy lifting without them? Plus they make for great sparring buddies.

by xokahkar February 24, 2019

talladega slip and slide

When a person has diarrhea and shits on another's chest and slides around....

After eating prunes for dessert at the family reunion in Alabama, let's all do the Talladega slip and slide....

by DookieDan April 2, 2019