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Teddy Roosevelt

A sexual maneuver where you use sandpaper in place of a condom and have anal sex with someone causing massive bleeding and pain. Derived from Teddy Roosevelt being a rough rider.
Chris: What's the most horrible disgusting sexual maneuver you can possibly think of?

Everyone: The Teddy Roosevelt!!!
by Ev3ntH0r1z0n November 17, 2010
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teddy

a code name for a gorgeous guy with a really cute smile and a sexy walk. A teddy would be someone who has good style, along with an awesome voice and hot dance moves.
Duhyam!!!! There goes teddy. Wow, what a shocker! I'd tap that any day.
by aprille lee February 13, 2008
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Teddy Geiger

An amazing, talented artist! He is only 17 years old and is now quite well known. His big break was the Miss 17 show on MTV where he got made over.
wow did you see Teddy Geiger on VH1 this morning? he was lookin pretty amazing!
by sweetie08 August 30, 2008
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Zombie Tread

A zombie-like stance that treadmill users take when they grip the treadmill screen and walk.

This stance is typically used by people who are new to the gym or don't work out often.

Not necessary for people who don't user walkers in real life.
I went to the gym January 1st and everyone around me did the zombie tread while I ran.
by Lilbeavis January 7, 2011
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Teddy Grahams

A snack that Homestarrunner loves spitting all over Strong Bad's basement.
It was not so long ago that I was in Strong Bad's basement, spitting Teddy Grahams all over the place, when one of em' got stuck in the ceiling...
by Danny Peterson January 27, 2004
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Teddy bear

A Teddy bear is a big cuddle buddy you can have that won't reject you, it sleeps in your arms, warms you up and holds you tight. Always have a teddy bear.
Man I want a teddy bear to spoon tonight
by Lover:I September 29, 2014
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treadhead

Someone who avidly enjoys watching Motocross. The term has also been used to describe "cheap seats" at Motocross events. ("Treadhead seats")
Jake has been to 12 Supercross events! He's a real treadhead!
by MustangGT September 25, 2005
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