touchtone terrorist

When someone only engages you via snarky text messages. Usually the terrorist is trying to get you to engage in a mean reply and then they play victim. They won’t answer the phone to clear up the miscommunication.

Good job not engaging the touchtone terrorist. Your reply was very nice.

by Therealtonitalks April 7, 2022

touchingpenis

when you really enjoy touchingpenises you become a touchingpenis. this means, every time there is a penis nearby, you touch penises, because you are a touching penis

touchingpenis: omg i smell a penis
penis: hey sexy lets mingle
touchingpenis: fo sho

by Batmansgf696969696969669969696 April 19, 2022

touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022

touching the dragons asshole

to annoy the hell out if someone who is a lot stronger than you.

that drunk guy was totally touching the dragons asshole when he kept asking you questions about your ex, i'm surprised you didn't beat him up tbh.

by statiq69 May 19, 2022

Touchn

When you fork his a toilet and makes a clinking noise.

Oh God damn I keep hearing my friends mom touchn

by Eater*of*mom November 30, 2022

Touchn

When you fork his a toilet and makes a clinking noise.

Oh God damn I keep hearing my friends mom touchn

by Eater*of*mom November 30, 2022

Touching Money

Touching money

touching money

by Sussyposter January 9, 2023