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Choco Toothpaste

The act of sticking teeth inside the anus during gay sex and of giving taste to cum with shit
After a blowjob, Joe did a Choco Toothpaste to Sam
by chocobrocco April 13, 2021
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Toothpasting

The method of draining the male urethra, reminiscent of squeezing an almost empty tube of toothpaste.
Hey dude, you've got hella piss-print. Have you been toothpasting properly?
by Prolapse2Wipe August 9, 2024
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Toothpaste Foreskin

The flap of toothpaste that forms on the nozzle of a tube of toothpaste that has not been capped.
Rabbi Finkelstein used a tissue to remove the toothpaste foreskin from his tube of Colgate.
by Steinerwoodwork March 19, 2025
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organic toothpaste

the result of mixing a particularly thick cum load with mints and mixing it up until frothy then storing for a later date
"just made some organic toothpaste can wait to spread it on my bristley tooth dick"
by pwggingurdad November 23, 2021
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Toothpaste shower

When you don't have time for a proper bathing and only brush your teeth.
Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.
by MMRE May 23, 2013
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Oh no, you got the toothpaste

Lets get one thing clear, I can brush my teeth all by myself. *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream*
Oh no, you got the toothpaste stuck in the toilet you fucking idiot.
by LTW64writes October 1, 2022
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