toot it & boot it

finding a girl and before going down on her stick their nose in there vagina and sneezing then get up and leave and laugh later about how funny it was when you sneezed in her vagina

i toot it & boot it the fuck out of her it was sooooo funny

by stone head 420 March 7, 2011

Toot stomp

When a fart is so powerful that it takes the shape of a boot rises over your head and stomps on you. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

Watch out for Eric's toot stomp

or

Eric toot stomped Joe

by Rarsta October 17, 2008

Toot it & Boot it

To snort illegal substances such as: cocaine,oxycotton, or pcp. Then to sell it to people. The (toot) is the drugs you snort, the (boot) is when you export it.

Posh: Aye man, are you gunna start sellin that coke yet? Or just keep it all to yourself?

HellBoy: Nah man, relax im just gunna toot it to see how it is, if its A-1 ill boot it.

Toot it & Boot it!

by POSHeries February 25, 2011

toot my shit

When a girl fucks alot of guys, or when a girl has sex with a guy, and it was good.

Tasha- "I toot my shit every weekend"

by Lexis aka. TiNy July 11, 2010

Toot De La Fruit

A term meaning a person who is mentally unstable. A bit of a psycho or nutter. Also a person who thinks you are their bf/gf when you are infact not!

Yeah he went mental coz he saw me in a club with another guy...think he thought we were going out....we never even met up properly.... what a toot de la fruit!

by Shecki B February 21, 2007

Toot IT and boot it

To have someone's mouth over your anus while passing gas and then kicking them out of your house

Alright jimmy time to toot it and boot it

by Jujufreedman November 24, 2016

toot your own horn

It means u can suck or pull your dick (men)

Phoebe:hey Preston can u toot your horn
Preston:yes babe (bends over pulls/sucks dick )
Phoebe:such a show off u can't toot your own horn

by Fergie loves P.b March 24, 2017