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Smokin' Tinker Toys

A phrase used to denote an activity that appears productive however is neither productive nor fun. Can also denote unproductive behavior.

The phrase originates from northeastern Pennsylvania with an anecdote of children pantomiming their cigarette smoking parents by using tinker toys as opposed to more sensible options, such candy cigarettes.
Ex.: “There were piles of paperwork and tickets to process on his desk, but he spent most of the day smokin' tinker toys.”
by GiordanoB June 16, 2018
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The Waffle Tinkerer

When you blow in a girls vagina so hard that her fallopian tunes inflate and burst like a balloon
I gave a girl the Waffle Tinkerer last night and now she needs intense fallopian tube reconstruction
by TheSlangMasta October 4, 2014
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Elise-Cherelle-Tinkerbell-Saebelfeld-Jones

Known for trekking it with Purple Aki. Wears a Nike trackie with an a adidas cap and puma socks with north face sliders.

Always itching her muff, never ask her for a puff. Has cheese in her belly button and wears skiddy knickers check inside her kickers. Always puts srs, ops, x for a line on her story because she thinks she's a top g but she actually drinks her own pee.
Hey bro look over there its a wild Elise-Cherelle-Tinkerbell-Saebelfeld-Jones! SRS
by secretgorl123 April 27, 2023
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Mr. Tinker

A great band teacher who is plays the trumpet

He’s also a great math teacher

He’s really funny
Person 1: Hey! Mr. Tinker is a great teacher!

Person 2: Yeah!
by Personithink May 4, 2022
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tinkers

Can I buy 50 tinkers off you?
by Simes November 20, 2007
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tinkerbell effect

just after you meet a girl that is so special like the pixie tinkerbell, and you feel happy and peaceful, as if her magic and sparkle has rubbed off on you. a very good feeling of endorphins and love.
"mate you've gone soft"
"nah its the tinkerbell effect, it will wear off in a bit... i hope"
by stuart lowe January 19, 2008
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swonke tonker

A state of getting drunk to the point you can barely walk and talk.
1Andy and Jason were the biggest swonke tonkers last Saturday.

2Kelley said she is going to get swonke tonked tonight.
by Grigg&Kellah February 6, 2014
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