Sam

A man who has a disturbing urge to commit an alabama baby bird.

Hannah was shocked when Sam decided to feed her with a sloppy alabama baby bird.

by ComputerScienceBanter November 12, 2014

Sam

just sam

he’s sam

by Randomships December 13, 2020

Sam

a perosn that sucks

sam you suck

by samytheqeeen January 24, 2020

sam

Sexually Active Mongoose
an ethiopian squirrel peasent derived from a family of birds that prey on young malasian prostitutes for their gypsy magic and unrelentless wisdom
another definition for sam is short as in small or not tall

"hmmmmmmm sam?"

by Girtruid Measure March 28, 2009

Sam

Sam is the name for the perfect boy. Does the sweetest things and cares so much about you. He is very attractive and said to be good in bed ;) the type of guy if you have a chance to date then take it. If you don't you'll regret it.

Girl: aw who's that being all cute with Alice?

Girl 2: that's Sam, he's the sweetest! Alice is so lucky.
Girl: I wish I had a Sam :(

by Surprise. May 25, 2013

Sam

Sam is one of the best driver's you have ever met. His driving skill rival's his skill in the sack... His eye's are blue & beautiful. He is the most honest guy you'll meet & he is always after a good time. He has great self discipline which makes him as reliable as a swiss made pacemaker. All the ladies think Sam's hot but the one's that know they can't have him usually hate him for that.

He likes fast cars, bikes, 4WD trucks & has a nack for every extreme sport known to man...including skydiving.

Sam

S - superior
A - at
M - most anything

by ShizzleDizzle September 10, 2013

Sam

1. JEW 2. ANNOYING AS HELL 3. LIKES DOGS 4. SQUISHES PEOPLES LUNCH SANDWICHES FOR NO REASON 5. EVERY LOVES HIM

BOY 1: YOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SANDWICH

BOY 2: *SHOWS SQUISHED SANDWICH* SOME ONE PULLED A SAM ON ME. *STARTS CRYING*

by JEWART October 11, 2018