friendzoned

When a girl says she wants a good guy, but not good like you are good. She wants good like some guy that is a moron and doesn't like her back good!

Thomas Macon always gets friendzoned by every girl that he likes. He is the greatest guy, but gets the whole I don't like you as much as a guy who doesn't like me back!

by Thomas Macon's Dog March 11, 2017

Mercy-Friendzone

Friend zoning someone so that it doesn't hurt the person asking out the guy/girl in the process

"I Mercy-Friendzoned this guy last night because he didn't know what he was getting into with me"

by Johhnyboy.30-06 September 4, 2016

Buridan's Friendzone

The stage of a friendzone where you cannot tell with all of your head if (s)he wants to be your boy/girlfriend or if you are their best friend forever. This goes on forever

It comes from the phrase "Buridan's ass which is a donkey that cannot decide between two equal things that are equal distances and the donkey cannot choose and therefore dies of hunger.

Dude I am in Buridan's Friendzone. Can you tell if she likes me or not?

Guys that are very bad at reading girls are often in Buridan's Friendzone

by dogroastias December 2, 2016

Friendzone reacharound

When you awkwardly side hug your friend outside McDonald's whilst people stare

I gave her the friendzone reacharound

by Fnishwhish April 24, 2022

Friendzone

Someone who meets a girl on snapchat for two days and falls in love only to be put in this spectrum of the relationship dynamic. Usually followed by ghosting, Juice WRLD, and friends seeing her at a bar.

Yo that guy was totally friendzoned when he allegedly kissed her and ended up being just a friend.

by Lukey(Hoodie) August 28, 2021

Friendzone

A psychological place in which you put yourself. When you behave like a friend with the person you like,because you dont have the courage to behave otherwise.

“He/she didn’t friendzone you, you did”

by Trustfacts January 24, 2018

Friendzone

The action of being kept out of in between a girl’s legs.

I have never been friendzoned before. Girls just run in the opposite direction.

by The big not smart October 16, 2019