type-tied

Type-tied is when you're so shy that you don't know what to write in chat with someone. Like tongue tied but even more pathetic. FML.

He was flirting with me in private messages and I was totes type-tied. Couldn't think of anything to say, write. Mind went blank, brain freeze.

by Juljul November 28, 2013

tis justice

Loves his cat shaggy. The best twitch streamer and gamer. A bit awkward and autistic but a nice guy. He has an excuse for everything and he is asexual.

Is that a ‘‘tis justice.

by Big meat Pete February 21, 2019

gang ties

when you and someone you don’t know have mutuals that connect you to eachother

sally: “bro is that john smith?”
kenna: “omg dude we have gang ties”
(because kenna knows john smith and sally also does but they don’t know eachother)

by peepeedoodoololgiggle February 26, 2023

Ti-Sian

Ti-Sian is very tall and very swaggy. She will often be mean but means it in the best way possible. Get you a Ti-Sian.

Wow! Ti-Sian is so swaggy!

by Tizh April 28, 2022

ti-83

Calculator for lazy students in high school who can't graph, want to play addictive and fun games in class and/or want to cheat on their tests.

Graphing calculators make students lazy and makes them insecure about their innate potential.

Average student: Wait! I can't graph y=x and y=sin(x) without my trusty Ti-83.

Intelligent, hard-worknig, and confident student: graphs the equations long before the average student keys in the first equation on his/her graphing calculator.

by RC April 26, 2006

whore ti

An amazing panda that is usually cared for by a uncaring filthy slave woman. The slave woman is trashy and constantly shits herslef. However the panda is very awesome and deserves better than her trashy ass.

Aw i feel so bad for that whore ti its slave woman is so discusting.

by fuck that hard March 1, 2009

Cock-Tied

(1) adj - situation whereupon a FEMALES is undeniably at the mercy of her boyfriend & usually followed by the reprioritizing of boyfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

Jane's cock-tied by Tom, so she probably won't be joining us.

Bill cock-ties all his girlfriends.

by Sirzakksalot December 9, 2008