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Ringwood tree topper

The chick eats prunes or some other mild diuretic, makes her guy get hard and rides his pole anally. When she starts to "leak" excrement, she sits down as far as possible, slowly lifting up inch by inch to create a "ring" pattern of shit on his dick (thus, ring-wood). When she gets to the very tip, she lets go of a little more chocolate sauce than normal to create a tree-topper effect, which will eventually drip down the sides of his pole like droplets, so that his ringed wood now has what looks like Christmas balls 'round the holiday hard-on.
Miguel like to get the Ringwood tree topper after Jenifer eats lots of tacos.
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Tippler

One who is habitually drunk.
The young boy was quite the tippler, often coming home smelling like cheap booze.
by butofcourse5 January 13, 2009
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Tripper Trooper

Them: Wow you're tripping again? That's like your 5th weekend in a row.

Us: Yea, we're some tripper troopers alright.
by Hunter Tripson December 26, 2010
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up toppers

by ken-boy July 4, 2008
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tri-tapper

One with a reputation for participating in many a threesome
Dude, I heard Grace does threesomes!

Yeah man, she's such a tri-tapper.

together Sweet!
by not urban March 16, 2009
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tickery tupper

a person whom is extremely talented at tickling at womans tupence.
john is a tickery tupper.
by onion23 June 15, 2010
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The Tapper

Chaffing on the very end of the penis. Whenever walking the penis taps up against your shorts and causes an extremely painful experience. Usually caused by bathing suits.
Ouch, I got the tapper and it hurts like a bitch.
by ZT44 July 17, 2010
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