Tic Tac

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" Hey Jean want a tic tac?"

" No Ital I don't want A tic tac I want ten you cheap ass!"

by Bigger tic tac June 22, 2015

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tic-tac-toes

A "fill in da ROWS wif exes and OHS" game dat you and your opponent draw on da sand wif your pointed feet. Each winner either receives a foot-rub from da loser or gets to massage da cute "downstairs digits" of his opponent. So no matter who loses, both of you end up as winners.

Playing tic-tac-toes wif pretty girls at da beach is super-fun all on its own --- regardless of whether you win or lose a round, you still get to savor their warm slender hands and feet. Extra points if you also have a hugs-or-kisses-reward arrangement wif said shyly-giggling damsels, whereby if "you're exes" in a game and you win, you get a warm smoochy-lipped kiss from da hot chick who lost, and if you lose, YOU get to give HER a kiss (and of course, if you specify dat said "oral affection" gesture has to be administered on da lips instead of da cheek, then you end up getting a kiss from her no matter what dat game's outcome was). And then if "you're ohs" and you win, da chick who lost has to give you a warm snuggly "arms-around", and if she wins, then you get to give her a big ol' squeeze of yer own (here again, da end-result is nearly identical, since said mutual clasp gives similar pleasure to both participants, no matter who "originated" it).

by QuacksO November 14, 2024

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