jungle thumper

a person whos bass on the car stereo is exceptionally loud

jim: whats that bumping?

dave: oh thats doug.

jim: how can you tell its him?

dave: are you kidding? doug is a total jungle thumper, you can feel his bass from down the street!

by chunky turk March 8, 2009

horse thumping thunder cunt

either the first name you can think of when calling eachother names, or rosie o'donnell. the nastiest pussy you could ever find besides a blue waffle.

ex1:

you: hey see that horse thumping thunder cunt on tv
friend: yeah bro shes nasty as fuck

ex2:

friend: fuck you whore!
you: eat shit! you horse thumping thunder cunt!

by mike hock is huge November 23, 2011

Thot Thumpin

Getting the attention of a thot, by thumpin your hand on your car door as low as you can.

You know the best way to get the attention of a thot is, you gotta go thot thumpin.

by Snipedog22 September 22, 2017

Thigh Thumper

When a male twists his mid-dection left to right in such a way that his penis slaps against each thigh repetitively.

When you get out of the shower, sometimes while drying your back with your towel one end in each hand the Thigh Thumper may occur.

Another instance is when getting naked for sex and you show off to your gf saying... want to see what I can do?

by Dr. Keif March 3, 2011

Big Book Thumper

1. A member of Alcoholics Anonymous who takes the Spirituality in the brotherhood of AA very seriously.

2. A member of AA who carries the Big Book with him for constant reference.

3. A person overly obsessed with the 12 Steps and 12 Traditions of AA.

1. Bill has been in AA for over 20 years, he has become a Big Book Thumper and quotes from it every chance he gets.

2. Mary was a sponcee of Bill, the Big Book Thumper. She could not do anything without Bill quoting something to her from the AA bible he carried.

by JR Harris April 16, 2011

trumpaline

That unholiest alliance of all unholy alliances:

The Donald and Sarah Palin.

Dude: Hey man, you votin' for Trump for prez?
Me: Hell Yeah dude! I'm jumpin' on that Trumpaline after I heard Sarah's mindbogglingly incoherent endorsement speech!

by Chewie Hans Olo May 3, 2016

thumping the lemur

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Guy 1: *knock knock*
Guy 2: Don't come in right now! im busy!
Guy 3: What are you doing, thumping the lemur?

by G-moneyyyyyyyyyy August 3, 2008