Touche-Bag

1. The spawn produced when a tool-bag and douche-bag mate.

2. Lingo being used to describe teenagers in 12-20 years.

"Sean Preston Spears-Federline is such a touche-bag!"

"Look at all of those young touche-bags sitting around on their Blackberries. What worthless people."

by Pterodactyl April 28, 2007

touched by the d

1. Someone who has down syndrome.

2. Someone who looks like they have down syndrome.

1."A bus lot of them came last night, all touched by the d"

2."Look at him, he looks like he's been touched by the D"

by Fleece March 16, 2007

touchess

A hebrew slang for ass

Mostly used by ashkenazi jewish old granparents
Also Rebeccas' mom on Crazy ex girlfriend uses it occasionaly

Old jewish grandma: Get your touchess over here you lazy lazy girl!

by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018

toucheruppery

The act of touching something up in a sophisticated yet inspiringly sexy manner.

"Pete was a prolific car toucherupperer"

"JB gained a degree in penus toucheruppery whilst in Cambodia monkey hunting"

"JB & Pete toucheruppered each other without making eye contact.."

by Banterclause November 16, 2019

Touché Hitler

When you get called out for doing something questionable by someone doing something just as bad, if not worse.

Dalton: *litters*

Guy driving by in his truck blowing black smoke into the air: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"

by NutsBreath December 11, 2020

Touché Hitler

When someone calls you out for doing something you’re not supposed to do, while also doing something just as bad.

Dalton: *litters*

Man in truck blowing smoke into the atmosphere: "what an asshole"

Dalton: "Touché Hitler"

by NutsBreath December 11, 2020

touchedmars

A talented up and coming producer well known for his nearly spot on instrumental remakes on YouTube.

“Yo this remake is so accurate! Who did it?”
“That’s touchedmars!”

by theundergroundscout October 16, 2022