Thor

Opposite of Loki (low key) - loud, massive, amazing

We're heading to this dope-ass gig tonight, it's gonna be Thor asf

by monkey300 November 25, 2018

thor

stupid idiot who is probably smell bad

retard thor

by hannah dorton skrrrt December 7, 2018

Thor

Also known as the god of thunder is talented handsome strong but sometimes foolish and spoiled

Thor,the son of Odeon now king of Asgard.

by King.tj October 23, 2018

Thor

A fat nigga who's very funny yet gets third wheeled often

"Damn he smoochin while that nigga watchin! That dude must be a Thor!"

by Thors bich January 14, 2019

Thor

God of thunder, a large man with red beard and eyes of lightning.

A protector of gods and humans against the forces of evil.

During a thunderstorm, thor rode on a chariot through the heavens ☁️

Lightning flashes whenever he throws his hammer.

Thor

by Cuccigang August 14, 2018

Thor

An imbecile who seems to think that he would be a better ruler than our lord and saviour Loki Laufeyson.

"I AM THE GOD OF THUNDERRRRRRR!!" ~Thor

by Willow Laufeyson September 14, 2018

Thor’s hammer

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”

I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.

by Dat niga September 1, 2022