Wait Watcher

This is the douche at the gym, who sits on a machine but barely ever uses it and plays on the phone. When they do use it, the do baby reps, and slam the weights down.

"Look at that creepy wait watcher."

"Is that wait watcher ever going to get off of that machine?"

by Rambo Jones March 31, 2020

Bird Watcher

A Bird Watcher is a boy who likes videos of girls masturbating to porn.

“YO THIS KIDS’S WATCHING A GIRL MASTURBATE TO HENTAI, HES A BIRD WATCHER!”

by Llewell September 15, 2022

Whale watchers

People looking for Highly Allocated and underwhelming spirits

These whale watchers came into my store looking for Pappy

by Crazy Naz Liquor November 12, 2018

Whale watcher

A sexy woman who finds big, obese men intriguing

Did you see Meghan flirt with that fat guy?
Oh yeah, she’s a whale watcher.

by Whalewatcher June 17, 2025

pole watchers

A person that watches the pole..

Barry said watch that pole..

Get off my pole says Barry I'm watching the pole step aside please..

Me: what are you looking at Barry??
Barry: I'm head of the pole watchers club I am looking at that pole over there how big and long..
Me: oh you really do like poles huh..

Barry said smake that bitch up side the head with your pole that'll teach her.. dam pole smoker

by Nosir78 November 3, 2020

video watcher

Somebody who looks up videos in order to obtain an advantage in golfing games. (IE Golf It or Golf With your Friends)

All Europeans are bad a golf with your friends, just a bunch of video watchers.

by golfitmaster December 11, 2017

table watcher

In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".

Urban concrete jungle panhandling street rats table watcher

by ModernDayPrometheus November 27, 2013