Port and polish

The act of a man or woman attending a spa/salon to have their nails done and asshole bleached

Connor - Hey bud see you at Two Goats for darts later?

Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.

Connor - Nice bro.

by Patscorch June 30, 2016

Port Talbot

Usage of a Spacer type earring to hold open the gentlemans anus

Look at that differ! He's only gone and got a port talbot! I bet his chuff pipe is sore all the time now.

by BillyBlooBlock August 17, 2023

Polish Port

An expanded Dutch rudder involving >4 people.

My friend wanted a dutch rudder mid orgy, but instead ended up with a Polish Port.

by Dippyskoodlez December 27, 2011

Port Maersk

Possibly one of the hardest bases if defenders stack, and one of the easiest with great strategies from raiders.

We're hitting Port Maersk. Port Maersk got updates.

by umokay12121212 September 7, 2019

Port-a-hotty

The act of courting a young lady and inviting her into a porta potty for sex, using a foot long corn dog with a condom on it.

Yo I was at riot fest and I totally gave some girl a port-a-hotty

by Tortoisetaint September 17, 2017

25565 Port

The Port that is most commonly used for IP Addresses on servers in the video game Minecraft: Java Edition.

Hey, I just changed my server port from 19232 to the 25565 port.

by Jack Commandston February 3, 2021

Port Power

Crap football team which is not as good as the Adelaide Crows and is supported by smelly soapdodging inbred bogans.

I am a Port Power supporter I wish our team was as good as the Crows but it isn't so I am going to go and have sex with my sister.

by port power are losers January 10, 2008