grundle patch

the stretch of unwanted hair that starts at the base of the testicles and continues to the rim of your sphincter, usually uncomfortable when moist
I got a brazillan wax the other day, and my lack of grundle patch is swollen!
by Flonson Khabot January 30, 2005
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annie patch

this refers to a red heads pubic region. its origin is from little orphan Annie, who was a red head.
i bet that bitch has an Annie Patch.

ur not a natural blonde, u little Annie Patch.
by Brianna Rivera January 22, 2009
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whore patch

a.k.a. whore's patch. a tattoo on the small of a womans back right above her ass.
krystal's whore patch sure makes a good bullseye when she forgets to take her pill and i have to pull out.
by k slay July 13, 2006
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eye patch

An object to cover one's ass to prevent unwanted penetration.
When Kelvin was sentenced to five years in jail, he made sure to bring his eye patch with him

What what in the butt? Eye patch!
by SusieB February 24, 2011
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cabbage patch

The part of a hospital or mental institution reserved for patients in a vegetative state. Also called "vegetable garden".
The gunshot victim had irreversible brain damage, so he was taken to the cabbage patch.
by pentozali October 03, 2008
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slut patch

Tattoo found on the belt line of female, either in front above the groin or behind above the ass. Usually only partly visible when the mid section is uncovered.
Did you see the slut patch she got?
by SpankyTanky April 29, 2005
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Pubic Patch

The most abundant area of pubic hair on a male/female. On dudes, it begins where his happy trail meets his pubes, and ends where his pubes meet the base of his d. On chicks, it begins wherever the pubes start to grow, and ends at the top of the vag. In both cases, the width of the "pubic patch" is however wide the pubes grow.
1. "Shawn is such a fag, he shaved a design in his pubic patch."

2. "Girls dig that I got the smoothest pubic patch. Makes BJ's that much more enjoyable."

3. "I'm not quite sure why female pornstars shave their pubic patch completely off except for a slim line. Hair is still fucking gross."
by jew_jew_for_you January 30, 2009
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