load the musket

When you're engaging in anal sex with a chew/dip and. Pull out, pop it in and continue as normal.

Load the musket, a sex move. If you will.

by Yoté June 18, 2020

Musketeer

An eco-friendly car brand made by The Three Musketeers.

"Telsa has GOT to be the best electric car brand ever."

"Is that right? Have you heard of Musketeer?"

"No."

"Then you don't have a life. Shut up and buy a Musketeer, the model called Mini-beast."

by ZaneyP00 April 06, 2022

Musket Loading

Stuffing a zyn into your penis, like how one would load a musket

“Musket loading makes this shit hit different bruh”

by Oneskin twoskin Threeskin July 26, 2024

Musket

The male reproductive organ. Dick, cock, wang etc...

Joe likes to grab his musket, powder his balls and shoot loads at Hillary.

by joey.loves.hillary October 27, 2016

Musket

Old era slang for a gentleman's dingle dangle; a penis

Those with the shortest muskets must stand closer to the trenches.

by wojo397 August 19, 2015

Musket

A form of back shooting where someone acts like their holding a musket while Artillery Canon s you or when someone yells make ready and present and when they yell fire they do the Artillery Canon

Listen bro I’m bout to file a noise complaint this is ridic- *sees two people going at it* Oh,your doing the Musket,never mind bro.

by Paxso-Africano May 06, 2024

Musket

NOT a small cannon, you fucking cretin

"a musket is a small cannon"
"No, you fucking idiot"

by RightOpinion October 08, 2019