ass hair

the hair on your ass, ladies all guys got it so get used to it

he had like major ass hair

by JDB February 12, 2003

hair fondue

Sperm in ladies hair-do

Meant to shoot one over the bow

Hair fondue instead

by Tonythetiler January 7, 2019

Boobic Hairs

Hairs that are on breasts or Boobs.

" Look how long her boobic hairs are "

by Real Words August 10, 2009

hair harp

Hair Harp: Slang for a woman's vulva.

Marky played my hair harp last nite and gave me the best O of my life!

by julapdx November 7, 2013

ohio hair

Term used to describe a woman's hair that is puffy or permed much like in the 1980s, which is still popular among some women in Ohio and parts of the south. It is seen as an insult not a compliment.

Nancy has really bad Ohio hair.

by CincyIowan October 14, 2018

hair in the egg

Searching for even the smallest reasons not to do something, despite strong evidence supporting that you should.

Don't look for the hair in the egg, you just gave me a whole list of reasons you want to this!

by sci-isms May 9, 2019

hair shock

The period of time, usually about a week, it takes to get used to a new hair style or colour.

Kristy refrained from going to the bar with her friends because she was in hair shock.

by Molly Malone37 February 11, 2010