blender

A smoothie maker

yo that blender makes a thicc smoothie!

by hello darkness smiled friend June 10, 2020

Portable blendered

When you get chopped up in war zone by a heli

When you go to hospital in war zone by get killed by the heli that a portable blendered

by F3AR7315144 February 13, 2021

Blender

1. A common kitchen appliance, usually used to liquify or crush food
2. A popular 3d modeling program, usually used to create 3d models and render them

1.
Bob: wha... where am i...where are my... schizophrenia pills
*turns on blender*
Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bob then shortly died.
2.
Bob...?: I'm gonna make a 3d mod.. model!
Dave: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU BOB
Bob...?: Im just fine... what are you on about... now let me load up blender and make a 3d model
Bob... actually probably not bob, then made a 3d model on blender... it was very abstract and weird

by the worst guy ever August 25, 2024

Blender

A 3D simulation/animation software made in 1995, made by Ton Roosendaal. It has been having updates for its 30 year lifespan, currently at update 4.4.3.

Tom: Hey, did you make that Blender simulation I told you?
Me: Yes, it took like an hour to render, but the video is in my downloads!

by DaCuberz June 23, 2025

Anal blender

A term used for when you insert various foods inside your asshole, plug a vibrator in and put it on the highest setting, thus effectively blending the food.

My uncle said I'd better behave or else he'll turn me into an anal blender.

by MillionIQBaby January 10, 2023

blender

you shove your pp in it

I SOVED MY DICK UP A BLENDER

by nutsuckerrioueyiugharuhefahlua January 14, 2022

salad blender

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.

Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.

by Farquard October 28, 2015