Two Bobber

Shortened version of "Two Bob Cunt", which is more friendly to a wider/younger/more cultured audience.

That bloke in the cab office... 'e's a fucking two bobber

by Trevor Morris Daniels September 18, 2010

goo in two

When a man ejaculates in a woman's mouth and vagina during the same orgasm.

Shawna was so pleased when Nick pulled out to cum, shot some in her mouth, and stuffed his cock back in her pussy for the rest. She happily exclaimed "I love goo in two - great aim!"

by MarkMakers December 1, 2018

Two Train

A person or the act of one upping. For example " I saw a train crash the other day! " "oh yeah? I saw 2 trains crash one time! Talk about incredible!" The person claiming the 2 trains crash is a "two trainer". His act of telling the story is "two training"

Ken always two trains me. Every time I tell a story, he's done it better or seen it done more amazingly .

by Bliss savage February 28, 2014

two trucks

a fucking masterpiece

two trucks having sex two trucks having sex my muscles my muscles involuntarily flex

by bopbeepbebeskidoobep June 8, 2021

Two's or Dudes

A phrase used when entering a bar where all the occupants are ugly females or dudes. Derived from the 1-10 rating system of women's appearances. 1 being low, 10 being great, dudes not being rated.

Man this bar sucks! It's Two's or Dudes in here, and that dudes a two..... I'm out!!!

by T&A Fishing & Bagfries Crew October 8, 2011

two-tone

A term used to describe a type Ska music. Also the name of a now defunct label started and run by Jerry Dammers of The Specials.

"The Specials have a great two tone beat"

by FlawlessCowboy August 5, 2005

two-tone

The black and white checkered pattern, the symbol for ska music (if you really want to go into it, it represents racial equality) also "2 tone"

The 2 Tone Collection, a really awsome collection of songs all the hits of the ska era.

by kelita September 2, 2004