target and chill

When you jack off on target employees

Mouritsen did the deed of target and chilling on wednesday

by Thd56g December 17, 2019

Anal Target

A heterosexual, (usually white male), who goes above and beyond to be virtuous and let everyone know they are an ally of the LGBTQ+ community and will go to great lengths to defend and interject themselves into any online conversation where they think their voice will be heard.

Did you see that Anal Target looking for online virtue points on social media after that tv show came under fire for all the indocrinated homosexual agenda pushing?

by F-Face Kat February 6, 2023

Target hoes

Female team members at the department store Target that are sexy in appearance and generally portray promiscuous behavior. They can come in all heights, races and age but are usually between 18 and 30.

Guy number 1: “Yo man, we need ping pong balls for beerpong at the party tonight. Should we swing by Walmart?

Guy number 2: Naw fam. Let’s go to Target before they close. Maybe we can pickup some Target hoes to come with us.

Guy number 1: yeah you right my g

by Unlimitedpower May 28, 2018

Target Twister

A game played at Target or other retailers who have colorful floor placemarkers indicating where people should stand to maintain social distancing.

Sir, you're standing too close. Play by the Target Twister rules like everyone else and please move two steps over to that dot. Those who are caught off of a dot might lose their place in line.

by Rotten Bob April 8, 2020

Target Shooting

The best form of stress relief there is! I mean what better way is there for someone to release all their anger than to pump giant amounts of lead into a great mutitude of targets!!!

Kid 1: Dude I'm just under so much stress, I don't know what to do.

Kid 2: Have you tried target shooting?

by ~Acorn~ January 29, 2009

Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014

Target Sweden

A computer game involving the attack on Sweden by the United Nations, which is played through 3 chapters:
1. Attack Launch
2. Invasion
3. Failed Evacuation
4. Complete Annihilation

Target Sweeden was the most fun I ever had in a computer game!

by Jonathan September 12, 2003