by Bulletbaba March 10, 2023
Going down on a chick on her period after she hasn't showered for at least ten days, so you end up with a chunk of coagulated blood on your stache
by HxC RiFF October 08, 2023
A weak mustache with usually only four to five full grown hairs, popularized by a man named Spooder.
by ElawnMosk November 30, 2019
A mustache grown to aggravate someone usually a superior. The game ends when the you (the grower) get tired and shave thereby losing or the superior orders you to shave acknowledging that they got so annoyed they had to pull rank.
Guy A: I grew a cheesy porn 'stache just to mess with the boss. He's already threatening to order me to take it off even though he says he doesn't mind it.
Guy B: If it really wasn't bugging him why does he keep bringing it up?
Guy A: Exactly, the spite 'stache is working perfectly.
Guy B: If it really wasn't bugging him why does he keep bringing it up?
Guy A: Exactly, the spite 'stache is working perfectly.
by gottcharupe February 28, 2012
by K.E.S. July 11, 2008
1. The unsightly, visible hair on a man/woman's upper lip that isn't quite mustache material, but is reminiscent of a pubescent’s upper lip hair.
2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .
3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.
2. A deposit of excrement on the upper lip of one who has recently commenced the act of taint/vaginal tongueing on a subject residing in the doggy style position .
3. The jovial result of a dirty sanchez.
"Check out that bitch's poo stache"
"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"
"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"
"I wonder if that kid know's his poo stache makes him look slow"
"I'm never doing that again, it gave me a fucking poo stache"
by Michael Sandman January 19, 2006
the moustache is characterized by thin, jet black hair that spreads beyond the boundaries of the lips. this moustache can often be found on guido's who couldn't afford a razor for whatever holiday they celebrate. essentially a thinner porn moustache, this is an instant turn off for most women and an easy joke for most men.
bonney: hey whats up! i just got back from climbing mountains!
me and mp: nice guido stache.
bonney: oh hahaha you guys are hilarious! wanna play chess?
me and mp: your guido stache is off the charts.
me and mp: nice guido stache.
bonney: oh hahaha you guys are hilarious! wanna play chess?
me and mp: your guido stache is off the charts.
by deelsky's_footlongs January 08, 2010